Liam Brudenell

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!