the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Retractable teeth

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to die at will

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!