The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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See through invisible people

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to become retarded

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to have no power.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!