The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to eat food.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!