The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!