The power to stare directly at the sun

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to have no powers

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to think of powers

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!