the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to be a human

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to smell whore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!