The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to die when you get old

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to like charlie

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!