The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!