The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!