The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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A healing punch

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The power to predict the present

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!