The power to watch womens basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

the power to talk backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +87

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +180

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

Night vision that only works during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

BULLET ATTRACTION.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to talk to dust

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to ejaculate at command

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to speak in text globes.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!