The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Black power

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power of cheese

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!