the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to science.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!