The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to get extra homework

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!