Dejavu

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to live.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to die on command

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!