the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!