The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to be gay on command.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!