The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the ability to become black.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!