The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to piss lemon juice

The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to self destruct

The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

the power to sing like justin bieber

power to eat chicken raw!

The power to have no power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!