The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!