the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to explode on the moon

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The Power of double posting.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!