The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to get married

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!