The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!