The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to watch grass grow

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!