The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the ability to die on command

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to fly in space

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The power to get older every second

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!