The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to get married

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!