The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!