The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to write a country song

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!