The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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Menstrual blood bending!

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!