The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat food

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to see through doors once they are opened.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!