The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!