the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to convince yourself that you're super

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the ability to hover

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!