The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to annoy people

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!