The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power of being pointless

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!