The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Warm vision

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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Farting at will

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!