The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to read captchas

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to do your homework.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!