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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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The power to be -100% faster...
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.
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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.
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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time
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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.
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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.
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The power to eat your own head.
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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.
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The power to be more human than most people.
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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.
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The power to send emails via pigeon
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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary
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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...
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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)
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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!
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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else
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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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the ability to enjoy school
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The power to cure a ham
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the power to speak morse code .
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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!