The power to eat your own head.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to be more human than most people.

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to send emails via pigeon

the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

the ability to enjoy school

The power to cure a ham

the power to speak morse code .

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

The power to predict the past.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!