the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to hovertate

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to die in one second

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power to Combust

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!