Warm vision

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to not watch south park

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!