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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Lactokinesis

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!