The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to die at will

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!