The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to die if you think

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!