The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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vomitspit

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to die

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!