The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to die.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!