The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of love

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to see through windows

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power of learning

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!