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The power to teleport yourself one step away
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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius
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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump
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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.
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They power to be able to make meth.
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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present
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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!
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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.
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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...
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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will
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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.
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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...
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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.
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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)
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The power to make other people hold their breath.
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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The power to speak in text globes.
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the power to see through bananas
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The power of Pinesol baby
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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!