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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Being a freemason

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!