The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!