The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Balls.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Meatvision.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to turn retarted

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!