the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to fart snot

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!