The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to predict the present

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!