The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!