The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the power to get STD's

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to be french.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!