The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to ejaculate

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to die when you die

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!