The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!