The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to fly while under water

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!