the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to not have power

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to never get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!