The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to see through windows.;.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!