The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to predict the past

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!