The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to cure a ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!