power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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Aweonao

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The power spite flower

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!