the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to like any show

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to breathe

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!