The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to poke

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to turn into paper

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!