x-ray vision but only through glass

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to burn ashes

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!