The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!