Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!