the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to not have super powers...

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to be powerless

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!