The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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make youself dumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!