The power to buy free things.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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Imortality.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the power to become pointless

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!