The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!