The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The Power to fart glitter

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!