The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!