The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to fart methane.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to be phone

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to herd cats

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!