The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power of love

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!