the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power drown in water

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!