The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!