The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!