the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!