The power to punch that like button

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!