The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!