the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to bi ugly

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!