Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to start time.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!