The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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Power to spread farts faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!