The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to science.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to exist

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!