The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The ability to be a rock

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to power to do the bird is the word

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!