The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to release the bogus

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!