The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!