The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to swim on land.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!