The power to become a llama.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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Taekwondo

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!