A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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the power to write only the letter R

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!