The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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to be under 9000

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power drown in water

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!