The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to plank

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to fart mace

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The power to see through air

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the power to become pointless

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Acid tears.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!