The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Lactokinesis

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The power to pee any color

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to command belgium's military

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!