The power to only tell the truth

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to sleep

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!