The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

thee power to not eat but still starve

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to let dust gather twice as fast

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

Stop clapping

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power 2 kiss ur own ass

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to fly into the sun.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to strangle yourself to death

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!