The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to die

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The power to go part way through walls

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to vote

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!