The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to talk to dust

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!