The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to not be funny

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!