the power to die on command

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to waste money

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!