the power to go into a coma

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Being a freemason

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!