the power to predict the past

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to troll.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to have a power thats a power

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!