the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!