The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Immunity to medication

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!