The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!