The power to think oppositely

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power rangers

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!