the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!