The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Poop

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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A healing punch

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to juggle cacti

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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power to age faster

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!