The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Power to spread farts faster

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!