The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to be your self

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to pee poop

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!