The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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I'm a giant di

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be yourself.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!