The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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swear words -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!