The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!