The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Lactokinesis

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!