The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to become retarded

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!