The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to fart methane.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to sleep while standing!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!