The ability to smell colors.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to exist

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!