The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Power to STFU!!

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!