the power to be powerless

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to think you can fly

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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Taekwondo

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!