The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of christ ;)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to die on command

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!