The power to be normal.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!