The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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A healing punch

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The power to juggle cacti

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power of 12% levetation

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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power to age faster

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Batman

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!