The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to die.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!