The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!