The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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black people

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!