The power to not exist.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power of walking on land

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!