The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Poop

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!