The power to not do it.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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being black

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cry acid tears

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!