the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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Reverse Pooping

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!