The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!