The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to exist

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to not watch south park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!