The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to fall up.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!