The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to dickfart.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to predict the past

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!