The power to have cancer.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to fail

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!