the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The ability to do nothing

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!