The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to be a normal human

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mint berry crunch

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!