The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The Power to fart glitter

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to be half invisible

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!