The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!