The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to die

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!