The power to die.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Grass eating

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!