The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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to be shitty

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!