The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to have a power

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to eat food

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!