The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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power to eat through your but

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!