The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!