The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to not exist.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!