the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to die on the spot

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to die

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to be alone

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!