The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to think of food

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to be a human

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to bleed on command

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!