The ability to spontaneously combust

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the powre to spel

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!