The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the ability to enjoy school

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!