The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to die at will.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!