the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to annoy people

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!