Death at will

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!