The ability to be heard in space

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to eat bread

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!