The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to eat bread

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Third armpit.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!