The power to change your emotions

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to summon unspendable money

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to die.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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black people

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!