The power to believe it's not butter

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    Moral: You think these would have gotten so many thumbs ups if I had signed them back then? Moral: Me either! :D

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    The power to read people's minds only when they are thinking nothing.

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    kiss your hand 5 times post this on 5 other games and look under your pillow

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    but i always believe its not butter...

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    I believe it's not butteram i a super hero?

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    Ha Ha Ha. I think I know what's coming next. The power to believe it's not chocolate.

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    but what if it is!?;D:D:D:D:D

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    LOL!

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    I believe this superpower is not butter. That means I don't have butter!!! It's not a buttery miracle!!!

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    no its not butter it's a lot of salt

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    I'm tired of the days where I cram I can't believe it's not butter into my mouth, tears rolling down when I can indeed and distinctly believe it not to be butter.

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