The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.
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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.
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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.
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