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The power to waste time reading pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive. (A.K.A. the ability to copy and paste but ONLY on a windows 95.)
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The power to shoot yourself up in the air, but only with a fart
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The power to swallow your saliva every time you breathe.
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able to eat lemon and not taste sourness for 1 second more than a normal person
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The power to say a curse word randomly when you stub your toe on that glass table you have in your living room.
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, no other clothes.
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ujyuitcyuj wtf prtkjgpofh
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I already have it!
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The power to steal electricity from your cellphone.
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Sss
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The power to expand your dong but only if you don't have a dong.
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im not zombie shit...i am bakul Obat Pelangsing perut Obat Pelangsing badan obat penurun berat badan
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The power to pull any woman, but your genitals fall off so you no longer want to.
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The ability to sleep after 7.00pm to 7.00am.
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The power to fly, but only when your touching the ground
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the power to sleep only after 12:00am
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Done
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The power to not be able to spell corectoley at the age of 12 (-_-)
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How about the power to be a hipocrite
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How do I add a Pointless Super Power?
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The power to type/text quickly but u can only text/type 365 words a year
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The ability to exist for exactly a Planck instant.
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The power to not get annoyed by the bunch of people copying this joke and changing it bit to seem funny.
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The power to breathe air while having a shit
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the power to be the heavy wight champ...........in 85 bc
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The power to run really fast, but lose your legs.
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The power to have only this power.
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Holy shit, i have this one! :D
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The Power to be allergic to air
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The power to be more socially awkward than you already are
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The power to heal yourself but only when your not injured
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The power of seein your ex Gf everywhere...FML.
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The power to not give a shit
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How can we write one on our own?
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Ha! I am your Arch Nemesis! Writing-Pointless-Superpowers guy!
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The power to waste time when typing sdrawkcab eyb eyb sresol
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The power to be able to not understand how any website works
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The power to become Jake Lloyd as his younger years when he was playing Anakin 5 times a day.
